So sometimes I figure that I should write what I know and since nobody ever has ideas for what I should talk about my ideas run along the lines of a day in the life of my cat. So here goes...
8:00 am:
Hungry, so very hungry... I wonder if I can wake the giant gently so it won't throw me against the wall and will get me some of that fooooood...
"Hey! You give me some chow!"
Bastard won't wake up and I"m bored maybe I'll stop his breathing holes that'll get em.
"Ahhh! That got him run!"
8:30 am
The giant has such wierd habits going in that room of wet wet torture. Why anyone would want to go in... there's a bug gotta chase it and show it who's boss of this place Me!
9:00 am
The giant's going back to sleep and locking me out! What diabolical things is he planning? I'll let him know I'm on to him.
Run! The giant is angry at me for no good reason I'm a good cat why's the giant so evil?
Noon
There he goes again giving himself the good food and giving me the crap! I've got to get the good stuff.
"Hey gimme that."
Wait a minute this stuff is all green where's the meat?!
Afternoon
House all to myself I'm gonna have a nap
6:00 pm
Giant's back let's see if I can get in good with him before I must fight the invisible goblins. He could be a great ally in the war.
7:00 pm
Goblins everywhere must run, fight jump and claw before my home is taken
8:00 pm
My poop is magic it disappears every night around this time. Maybe if I can poop now I can figure out where it all goes
8:15 pm
No clue where it all went but I'll find out eventually. I'm so awesome
Rest of night
Why does the giant always stare at the glowing rectangles they're so boring. Not like this lovely bit of string I've got. Oh string how I wish you'd move like you sometimes do I want to play tag.
Bed
fin
Spouting words every night for a year seems like a long goal right now.
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